TCN EXCLUSIVE !! Celtic Secure Boyd on 2yr Deal !

Kris Boyd has signed a 2 year contract with Celtic. The signing that no one really anticipated was concluded in the early hours of the morning at secretive location in London. Boyd’s Management team McClean, Nevin and Mason declared that they were amazed that anyone would sign the over weight monster munchin beer bellied statue but believed that the Scottish Press had played a huge role in convincing Celtic that Boyd was better than that guy Larsson that used to play for them.
In other news a cow jumped over the moon closely followed by a dish and a spoon who declared that “it was a dawdle”. It is believed that the cow will represent Team GB in the diving finals in the event that any RFC players pull out.

record breaking Cow

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    1. Cheers thanks for wasting your time commenting esp after it appears that you have just had a sense of humour by pass.

    1. Cheers thanks for wasting your time commenting esp after it appears that you have just had a sense of humour by pass.

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