They’ve Stolen Oor Paranoia !!

Help ma boab  !!!
The Sevco support have stole oor paranoia. Never even asked for it, just took it. I’ve seen some belters kicking about:

  • Peter Lawell is working the SFA and the SPL to bring sevco down
  • Paul from CQN is involved in a plot to bring sevco down ! I kid you not 🙂
  • Neil Doncaster is just a puppet for Lawwell
  • Stewart Ragan is taking direct orders from the Celtic board
  • Charles Green is being dictated to by Peter Lawwell in a grand conspiracy to bring down the club with no league.

Quite honestly you could not make that stuff up but they have. The Bears are revolting and being driven by tales of shady deals, strange men in suits and total paranoia.
Now when we were being called paranoid it has turned out we had every right to be suspicious of the SFA, Referees and the now defunct Rangers cheating. The SFA and some of it’d referees were bent and the defunct club once called Rangers were cheating. Not only were the defunct club cheating Celtic they were cheating the whole game.
So we had every right to be slightly sceptical of the games officials and oldco. What Zombie FC fans have got to be paranoid about I don’t know but it’s sure as hell funny reading and listening to their deluded rants. 🙂

Comments

  1. And you know what James…our Paranoia was still so much better than theirs. At least ours was accurate and plausible.
    Amateur businessmen, amateur fans groups, amateur takeover attempts, amateur paranoia complexes…amateur players & amateur leagues, is that where it’s headed?!
    Wonder what Charles Green’s catchphrase maybe if Sevco end up playing in public parks. My guess would be that it’d be one of the usual triumphalism, superiority atttitude type proclamations.
    Perhaps, “If Kirkfieldbank AFC put doon one jumper each goalpost, we’ll put down three!!”
    This pantomime is nearing a monumental conclusion later on, which way will it go? I think a compromise will be reached, myself…unfortunately!

  2. And you know what James…our Paranoia was still so much better than theirs. At least ours was accurate and plausible.
    Amateur businessmen, amateur fans groups, amateur takeover attempts, amateur paranoia complexes…amateur players & amateur leagues, is that where it’s headed?!
    Wonder what Charles Green’s catchphrase maybe if Sevco end up playing in public parks. My guess would be that it’d be one of the usual triumphalism, superiority atttitude type proclamations.
    Perhaps, “If Kirkfieldbank AFC put doon one jumper each goalpost, we’ll put down three!!”
    This pantomime is nearing a monumental conclusion later on, which way will it go? I think a compromise will be reached, myself…unfortunately!

  3. “The bears are revolting” ,i’ve said that for years . We’ll see how “superior” they are when they play my local pub team .They take no prisoners . The blue bears 0- The red lion 3 …………and thats only half time…………anyone for a pie ?

  4. “The bears are revolting” ,i’ve said that for years . We’ll see how “superior” they are when they play my local pub team .They take no prisoners . The blue bears 0- The red lion 3 …………and thats only half time…………anyone for a pie ?

  5. Glad someone else is keeping tabs on that nonsense – don’t think I could handle reading half of it – you’re performing a public service James.
    I used to travel a lot and came to the conclusion every country is full of good people and bampots – just a matter of percentages. I had an argument online this week with a guy from America who was saying how the Colorado shooting meant that everyone should get a gun and how all the media coverage was just a conspiracy cos it was run by the ‘liberal elite’ (!).
    Now who did he remind me of… ?
    By the way, I’ve heard a rumour that Whyte, is still involved in the background pulling Green’s strings – but I’m not paranoid… why would I be? I thought you’d have to have some threat involved for that, and we all know the club isn’t there any more. It is dead, isn’t it? (Please, God)

  6. Glad someone else is keeping tabs on that nonsense – don’t think I could handle reading half of it – you’re performing a public service James.
    I used to travel a lot and came to the conclusion every country is full of good people and bampots – just a matter of percentages. I had an argument online this week with a guy from America who was saying how the Colorado shooting meant that everyone should get a gun and how all the media coverage was just a conspiracy cos it was run by the ‘liberal elite’ (!).
    Now who did he remind me of… ?
    By the way, I’ve heard a rumour that Whyte, is still involved in the background pulling Green’s strings – but I’m not paranoid… why would I be? I thought you’d have to have some threat involved for that, and we all know the club isn’t there any more. It is dead, isn’t it? (Please, God)

  7. It’s up there with Santa Clause and the tooth fairy; imagine Sevco being worked from Peter Lawwell and the Celtic Board . . .ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, . . .sssshhhhh!

  8. It’s up there with Santa Clause and the tooth fairy; imagine Sevco being worked from Peter Lawwell and the Celtic Board . . .ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, . . .sssshhhhh!

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