To Ally McCoist – Please Read

Hi Ally, I trust this book will be of some help to your good self. Please take the time to read it while I am on holiday as I would hate to come home and listen to more of your paranoid and delusional outbursts.

All the best,


Ally McCoist football rules for dummies

6 thoughts on “To Ally McCoist – Please Read

  1. Jas

    It has to be a best seller. Just think of the number of other numpties that will benefit from reading it. Sales would go through the roof though from what I hear it would not take much for anything to go through the roof at the dilapidated arena down Govan way.

    Of course with his “white or whyte paper” Ally has an excellent title for a new biography, and what a weighty tome that would be, “Chamberlain, The Sequel”. The story of a disillusioned incompetent who thought he could solve every crisis by making demands, waving wee bits of paper and placing bets on Black “Beauty” – I have feeling that’s not quite the right word.

    H H

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