Duped! A satirical play by 606AlfieConn

All characters in this play are purely fictional and any resemblances to real people dead or alive are coincidence
 
Picture the scene, a behind closed doors meeting at The Big Hoose attended by Dodgy Dave and his henchmen.
DD – Dodgy Dave
BB – Baldy Bain
PM – Poodle Murray
AE – Andy the property developer
BUM – Bug Eyed Monster